Final Cut Pro各バージョン中に生息するヤク・ブルースの全台詞


01. I'm glad it's getting weird again. I didn't understand it when it wasn't weird.
02. The C switch statement: Mmmmmm! Chock full of nooses!
03. That would be like a crossing the streams or something.
04. I've got my blankie, I'm good to go. (*1)
05. A lot of this job is mental.

06. "Mostly clockwise , sometimes reverses..."
07. What's the sound of one luma clamping?(*1)
08. Oh, rough and woeful music which we have! Cause it to sound!
09. Nobody might know anything.(*2)
10. How do you tempt a Yak?

11. Chocolate covered espresso beans!
12. We're not the engineers you're looking for. Move along..., move along.(*3)
13. The little cartoon man is messing with my head!
14. Speed kills, but sync maims.(*1)
15. Twix bars; A brand-new bad habit!

16. Many Yaks were exploited during the creation of this product.
17. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear weapons in this product.
18. I'm concerned because the cow sounded pretty threatening.
19. I am NOT a mad cow.(*2)
20. I don't care who's on the other end of the phone... Hang it up!

21. Carrot and a footprint.
22. Where's a single Yak to go now that the Edit Bar is gone?
23. Aaargh, I forgot to pay the rent!
24. When you have a car that's that uncool, you just gotta drive stupid.
25. Did it happen with yesterday's umbrella?(*1)

26. When can I do color correction by the pool?(*2)
27. Are you filling his head with chocolate?
28. The lights going off midnight, it's almost the a step in the face...Hey, stupid, it's tomorrow.(*4)
29. Yeah, that's covered under item #152.
30. I was probably the last one to see him alive.

31. All I want for Christmas is a stack trace!
32. Think PIKE!
33. What, were you expecting "Moo" or something?
34. This is not Yak Bite.(*2)
35. Somehow I can't convince myself that this isn't all just one big hack.

36. At least Spock had stone knives and bear skins!(*1)
37. Ok... who's job is it to write the Flush Wizard?
38. Controlled evil is not necessarily bad.
39. Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so, Brain...but can you do that with a Yak?(*4)
40. It's like a gob of peanut butter for the roof of your brain.(*2)

41. Savor the unbridled complexity that we've crafted for you.
42. Look, there's no such things as a "Clacker"!
43. Don't panick - everything is under control. There is no fire. Have a great day.
44. Get rid of the spasmic "U".(*2)
45. That's my fault originally, but many others are to blame since.(*1)

46. There were many lessons learned during the early years.
47. That movie had plot holes big enough to drive whole other movies through!
48. Please refrain from sucking.
49. I'm highly in favor of putting in code to do stuff.
50. Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded.

51. All right, Who replaced the Oscillation Over Thruster with an AutoSyncDetector?
52. Will, you're scaring the children.
53. Didn't this used to be purple?
54. Remember-- thingies are free!
55. ...and so forth and so on...

56. Oops, It works!(*1)
57. Free drink? That just cost me $200!(*1)
58. Don't lick your zipper.
59. Kinda cool; kind of a hack. Like so much of this business.
60. Salad is a lot of work!(*2)

61. Thirty quatloos says it crashes during launch!
62. Check your Caps Lock Key.
63. an expert. Worse, a committee of experts.
64. There's a disease going around in QA right now. Stay away from those guys.
65. Personally, I _like_ editing under a tree!(*2)

66. We're going to leave the underwear in the tutorial.
67. OK, Nobody prints, Nobody gets hurt!
68. This is so lame it hurts.
69. She's speaking in tongues.
70. I was the innocent victim of a drive by coding.

71. It's all wired up... we just have to turn it on.
72. It's the international symbol for "Your zipper's open".
73. There exists, but you can't get there from here.
74. That's a little too non-virtual for this group.
75. You can call me Bruce the Wonder Yak.

76. If we can't ship this puppy by then, we might as well be herding yaks.

*3:"move along"部分は、ver.2.0.2以前では1回のみで、繰り返されていない。